An elegant critique with teeth

Your website is leaking customers. Let’s roast it.

RoastRank reviews your business website, exposes the friction, and delivers five specific fixes with sharper copy and clearer design direction.

Start free. Sharing your scorecard is always optional.

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“Your booking button is playing hide-and-seek. It’s winning.”

The founder promise

Funny enough to share. Useful enough to ship.

01

Specific, never generic

Every observation points to a real page, message, or booking step.

02

Fixes over punchlines

The joke opens the door; practical replacement copy closes the gap.

03

You control the sharing

Your report stays private unless you choose to publish the scorecard.

Inside every detailed roast

Five problems. Five fixes. Zero vague advice.

Built first for golf courses, each review follows the customer journey from landing page to tee-time booking.

The annotated teardown

Core deliverable

5

high-impact fixes

Prioritized around clarity, trust, navigation, and conversion.

  1. See the exact problem

    Annotated screenshots remove the guesswork.

  2. Understand the customer cost

    Learn where confusion creates hesitation or abandonment.

  3. Replace what isn’t working

    Get suggested copy or a concrete design direction.

Scorecard

A clear before-and-after benchmark.

Track improvements and challenge another business only when you want to.

Implementation-ready

No 40-page strategy deck.

The scope stays tight so the best fixes can move from report to website quickly.

Straightforward pricing

Choose how hard you want the truth to hit.

Start small, get the full diagnosis, or have the highest-priority fixes implemented for you.

Mini Roast

Free

One sharp observation and a practical next step. A quick taste, not a complete audit.

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Best for decisive owners

Detailed Roast $49

Five annotated issues, customer-impact explanations, replacement copy or design suggestions, and an optional shareable scorecard.

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Fix It For Me $299

The detailed report plus implementation of an agreed, tightly defined set of copy and page updates.

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Ready for an honest look?

Your next customer should not need a map.

Send the site. Get the laugh, the diagnosis, and the fixes that make booking feel obvious.

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